Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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