the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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