Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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