So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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