Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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