Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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