I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
