too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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