And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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