She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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