Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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