I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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