Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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