fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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