Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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