It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
