Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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