I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
His hands were made for my vagina.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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