Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Even my vagina gasped.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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