Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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