No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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