So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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