its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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