Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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