Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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