The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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