Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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