is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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