Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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