Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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