doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Less talking, more tequila
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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