that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
