Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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