If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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