what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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