i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
