I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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