Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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