I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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