I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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