she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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