Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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