Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
