Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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