I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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