weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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