Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
