Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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