i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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