I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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