Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
