Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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